CAPTAIN JOHN GORDY
Pay no attention to the blood stain on his pants near his pocket. That is from the raw meat he chews on while waiting for his next victim (checkride).
John had been known to make the following statements:
"I am certified to make left turns. I also occasionally fly planes."
"I'm not saying I'm an adrenaline junkie, but I did choose a career where the primary goal is to keep things 'above ground.' Also, I can parallel park a Boeing 737 Max... blindfolded... with one engine out... while juggling. "
"Keep the shiny side up, and the rubber side down. Also, please keep your tray tables in the upright position... for my sake."
"I'm a pilot. I make decisions based on a complex algorithm of 'that looks about right' and 'hope this works'."
