{"id":35,"date":"2025-07-05T22:39:42","date_gmt":"2025-07-05T22:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/?page_id=35"},"modified":"2025-07-16T13:13:37","modified_gmt":"2025-07-16T13:13:37","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">About John Gordy<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1536\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/ChatGPT-Image-Jul-7-2025-08_30_49-AMa.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-111\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3113\" height=\"2072\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-76\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/7685979454_2d311b4ec7_o.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\"\/><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">CAPTAIN JOHN GORDY<br><br>Pay no attention to the blood stain on his pants near his pocket.  That is from the raw meat he chews on while waiting for his next victim (checkride).<br><br>John had been known to make the following statements:<br><br>\"I am certified to make left turns. I also occasionally fly planes.\"<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">\"I'm not saying I'm an adrenaline junkie, but I did choose a career where the primary goal is to keep things 'above ground.' Also, I can parallel park a Boeing 737 Max... blindfolded... with one engine out... while juggling. \"<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">\"Keep the shiny side up, and the rubber side down. Also, please keep your tray tables in the upright position... for my sake.\"&nbsp;<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">\"I'm a pilot. I make decisions based on a complex algorithm of 'that looks about right' and 'hope this works'.\"<\/pre>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About John Gordy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-35","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/35\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gordydpe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}